NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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