But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.