But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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