fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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