How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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