Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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