I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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