Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we're making bets on your personal life
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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