He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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