Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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