Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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