so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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