Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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