Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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