dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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