hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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