I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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