Whod you bang
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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