Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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