I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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