Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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