I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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