i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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