Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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