i jhust puked up my retainher.
You smell like stripper and shame
He uses pillows to masturbate.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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