You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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