Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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