On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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