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(956): View more from Texas

What do you think she thinks of us?

(1-956): View more from Texas

I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(913): View more from Kansas

Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat

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(214): View more from Texas

I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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(804): View more from Virginia

God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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(734): View more from Michigan

The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.

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(707): View more from California

I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job

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(718): View more from New York

I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs

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(954): View more from Florida

I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother

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