yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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