I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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