sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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