i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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