I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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