i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
