I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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