Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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