I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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