Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.