At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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