its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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