ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
