Do vagina's smell?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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