It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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