I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
