Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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