conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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