I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize