I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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