it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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