Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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