Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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