Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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