Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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